jokes

Question = What did the puppy say to the shoe?
Answer =  It's been nice gnawing you...get it.... knowing you?  gnawing you?  get it yet?

Appropriate because my nice but older and only good pair of Asics running shoes is now missing part of it's tongue.     Leader looked out the window and saw my shoe in Mattie's mouth and shouted ..What do you have in your mouth?   Upon which she dropped the shoe and looked dumb.

I needed new shoes anyway.